Corey da Bomb

Directions to...

Tourist 1: could you give me directions to the nearest New Yorker?
New Yorker: no, but I can't give you directions to a fake olive!
Tourist 2: Could you give me directions to the nearest state?
Marylander: The British are coming, the Brit- wait, what? THIS IS WAR!
Tourist 3: Could you give me directions to the nearest Dispenser here?
Scout: Huh? I'm a living force a' nature.
Engineer: Sappin' my New Yorker!
 *New Yorkers blows up*
Marylander: I am the real Westing heir!
 *Dispenser falls on Tourist 1*
???: Gentlemen...
Scout: FIRE FIRE FIRE!
 *Marylander shoots ??? and Tourist 3*
Scout: Ahhh, all better!
Marylander: Wait, you were on fire? So I killed a guy? WHAAAAAT? This is awesome!
Tourist 1: Yep, does anyone know any other New Yorkers?
Scout: I am, but what is that?
 to be continued

sassafras and jimjimjoe

Sassafras: who are you?
jimjimjoe: I dont know
Sassafras: this is a boring conversation!
 jimjimjoe; i hate liars
sassafras: go away i was here last
jimjimjoe: when higs buy!
sassafras: isnt it when pigs fly?
jimjimjoe: attempting to delay your death is futile
sassafras: you arent too bright howd u get a drivers li-sense? oh ahahahahahahahaha
jimjimjoe: I INDIAN FROM SOVIET RUSSIA BEAR EAT U!!!
sassafras: no way!
jimjimjoe: i was just kidding dude-ette
jimjimjoe: lest be best friends
sassafras: NOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO yes NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
jimjimjoe: ok bye then

Eddy!!! Nice pic

Chicken vs Duck (a debate about what it is in Minecraft)

Chickens: We are called chickens because we have red thingys below our beak.
Ducks:We are ducks because we can fly.
Chickens:They don’t fly in Minecraftia
Chickens: Ducks fly. We don’t because we are chickens.
Ducks:Ha ha u r a chicken.
Chickens: The only reason you brought that up is because you are out of ideas.
Ducks:Not all ducks don’t fly.
Chickens:Well,not that I would know because DUCKS AREN’T IN MINECRAFTIA!!! oHHHH u just got burrrrned!!!!
Ducks: Oh just shut ur hole.
So, officially, it will be called a chicken.

Denyingweekly and others

Football ratings? News? You’re expecting to become a instant celebrity and millionaire off of xbox live…

agreed this is pretty OMG FREAKED but yeah fake like a photo shop except sound.ohwellz

dude this is 100 percent fake i wouldnt believe a 2004 spacecraft but if it was 2010 maybe it would be real…
what im saying is that something happened with the sound recorder

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tourist: Could you direct me to Georiga?
Mr.Banana: Chese!!!
Tourist: What!?
Mr.Banana: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tourist: What!?
Mr.Banana: BiggyFooty!!!
Tourist: Whats Wrong with you!
Mr.Orange: Here heres a map
Tourist: Thanks
 (Credit to peytondabombliketictic.com)

I think I’ll eat it now I’ll eat it now!

(Someone also said: “At 1:02 it sounds like patrick’s saying “Those are my pies”)

Who says documentaries are boring? C’mon, admit it.